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A lawyer and an engineer were fishing in the Caribbean. The
lawyer said, "I`m here because my house burned down, and all
I owned was destroyed by the fire. The insurance company paid
for everything and I`m using some of the insurance money for
this trip."
"That`s quite a coincidence," said the engineer. "I`m here
because my house and all my belongings were destroyed by a
flood, and my insurance company also paid for everything."
The lawyer looked somewhat confused. "How do you start a
flood?" he asked.

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