Getting a lawyer to give to the united way
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The staff at a local United Way office realized that it had
never received a donation from the town`s most successful
lawyer.
The person in charge of contributions called him to persuade
him to contribute. "Our research shows that out of a yearly
income of at least $500,000, you give not a penny to charity.
Wouldn`t you like to give back to the community in some
way?"
The lawyer mulled this over for a moment and replied,
"First, did your
research also show that my mother is dying after a long
illness, and has
medical bills that are several times her annual income?"
Embarrassed, the United Way representative mumbled, "Um...
No."
"Or," the lawyer continued, "that my brother, a disabled
veteran, is blind and confined to a wheelchair?"
The stricken United Way representative began to stammer out
an apology but was interrupted when the lawyer added, "Or
that my sister`s husband died in a traffic accident?" the
lawyer`s voice rising in indignation, "Leaving her pennyless
with three children?"
The humiliated United Way representative, completely beaten,
said
simply, "I had no idea..."
On a roll, the lawyer cut him off once again, "So if I don`t
give any money to them, why should I give any to you?"
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