Divorce-1
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A farmer walked into an attorney`s office wanting to file for a divorce.
The attorney asked, "May I help you?"
The farmer said, "Yeah, I want to get one of them dayvorces."
The attorney said, "Well do you have any grounds?"
The farmer said, "Yeah, I got about 140 acres."
The attorney said, "No, you don`t understand, do you have a case?"
The farmer said, "No, I don`t have a Case, but I have a John Deere."
The attorney said, "No, you don`t understand, I mean do you have a grudge?"
The farmer said, "Yeah, I got a grudge, that`s where I park my John Deere."
The attorney said, "No sir, I mean do you have a suit?"
The farmer said, "Yes, sir, I got a suit, I wear it to church on Sundays."
The exasperated attorney said, "Well, sir, does your wife beat you up or anything?"
The farmer said, "No sir, we both get up about 4:30."
Finally, the attorney said, "Okay, let me put it this way: why do you want a divorce?"
The farmer replied, "Well, I can never have a meaningful conversation with her."
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