Kelis and cow patent row (Case Kelis the musician versus the daily cow)Cow's Lawyer: My client here (pointing to the cow) should be paid the loyalties for the song milkshake... » Category : Lawyer jokes. Rating : 2.01, 11 votes. Reviews : 0





Testifying-1 A witness to an automobile accident was testifying... » Category : Lawyer jokes. Rating : 4.69, 13 votes. Reviews : 0





Testifying-2 A witness to an automobile accident was testifying... » Category : Lawyer jokes. Rating : 0.00, 0 votes. Reviews : 0





Lawery on road A Truck Driver was driving down the highway when he saw a priest at the side of the Road... » Category : Lawyer jokes. Rating : 7.27, 11 votes. Reviews : 0





Lawyer one-liners-1 Q. What`s the difference between a lawyer and a gigolo?A. A gigolo only screws one person at a t... » Category : Lawyer jokes. Rating : 0.00, 0 votes. Reviews : 0





Lawyer's new client A new client had just come in to see a famous lawyer... » Category : Lawyer jokes. Rating : 5.00, 3 votes. Reviews : 0





Lawyer in heaven-1 Once a Pope and a lawyer died and they went to heaven... » Category : Lawyer jokes. Rating : 8.00, 1 votes. Reviews : 0





First client After successfully passing the bar exam, a young man opened His own law office... » Category : Lawyer jokes. Rating : 3.65, 11 votes. Reviews : 0





Just not enough A New York Divorce Lawyer died and arrived at the pearly gates... » Category : Lawyer jokes. Rating : 0.00, 0 votes. Reviews : 0





Lawyers on the beach-1 How come you can`t find lawyers sunbathing on the beach? Cats keep covering them over with sand... » Category : Lawyer jokes. Rating : 0.00, 0 votes. Reviews : 0







The lawyer and the dead man A dying man gathered his Lawyer, Doctor and Clergyman at his bedside and handed each of them an envelope containing $25,000 in cash... » Category : Lawyer jokes. Rating : 10.00, 1 votes. Reviews : 0





Cheaters! Two lawyers, Jon and Amanpreet, head out for their usual 9 holes of golf... » Category : Lawyer jokes. Rating : 10.00, 1 votes. Reviews : 0





Virgin wife-1 A lawyer married a woman who had previously divorced ten husbands... » Category : Lawyer jokes. Rating : 1.00, 1 votes. Reviews : 0





One in a million-1 What does a lawyer have in common with a spermatozoa? They both have about one chance in a million of becoming a human being... » Category : Lawyer jokes. Rating : 8.00, 1 votes. Reviews : 0





Disorder in the court Disorder in the Court: a Collection of `Transquips` Collected by Richard Lederer, reprinted in N... » Category : Lawyer jokes. Rating : 10.00, 1 votes. Reviews : 0





Redundant "Criminal lawer" is a redundancy! ... » Category : Lawyer jokes. Rating : 0.00, 0 votes. Reviews : 0





Surgeons-1 Four surgeons were taking a coffee break and were discussing their work... » Category : Lawyer jokes. Rating : 9.00, 1 votes. Reviews : 0





Insult A man in a bar stands up and proclaims, "All Lawyers are ASSHOLES!" A man at the front of the ba... » Category : Lawyer jokes. Rating : 0.00, 0 votes. Reviews : 0





Under oath "You seem to have more than the average share of intelligence for a man of your background," sneered the lawyer at a witness on the stand... » Category : Lawyer jokes. Rating : 8.00, 1 votes. Reviews : 0





The mentor A young lawyer went to work generating billable hours at a prestigious law firm... » Category : Lawyer jokes. Rating : 3.50, 2 votes. Reviews : 0

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