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Never squat with yer spurs on. There`s two theories to arguin` with a woman; neither one works. Don`t worry about bitin` off more than you can chew, your mouth is probably a whole lot bigger`n you think. If you get to thinkin` you`re a person of some influence, try orderin` somebody else`s dog around. Never smack a man who`s chewin` tobacco. It don`t take a genius to spot a goat in a flock of sheep. Never ask a barber if he thinks you need a haircut. Good judgment comes from experience, and a lot of that comes from bad judgment. Always drink upstream from the herd. If you`re ridin` ahead of the herd, take a look back every now and then to make sure it`s still there. Lettin` the cat outta the bag is a whole lot easier `n puttin` it back in. Finally, never miss a good chance to shut up.
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