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Stopped the wrong man
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A police officer stopped a motorist who was speeding down Main Street.
"But officer," the man began, "I can explain."
"Just be quiet," snapped the officer. "I`m going to let you cool your heels in jail until the chief gets back."
"But, officer, I just wanted to say," "And I said to keep quiet! You`re going to jail!"
A few hours later the officer looked in on His prisoner and said, "Lucky for you that the chief`s at His daughter`s wedding... He`ll be in a good mood when he gets back."
"Don`t count on it," answered the fellow in the cell. "I`m the groom."
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