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| In the dictionary under the word, "stupid," it says, "see him... |
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| You`re the best at all you do -- and all you do is make people hate you... |
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| I`ve had many cases of love that were just infatuation, but this hate I feelfor you is the real thing... |
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| Hey, act your age -- senile!... |
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| It`s your life -- but I wish you`d let us have it... |
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| You have nothing to fear from my base instincts; its my finer ones that tell me to kill you... |
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| Yours was an unnatural birth; you came from a human being... |
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| I hear that when your mother first saw you, she decided to leave you on the front steps of a police station while she turned herself in... |
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| All of your girlfriends kiss you with their eyes closed... |
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| There are several people in this world that I find obnoxious and you are all of them... |
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| I`m looking forward to the pleasure of your company since I haven`t had it yet... |
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| You are the kind of person who, when one first meets you, one doesn`t like you... |
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| You spent so much time trying to get rid of that halitosis that you had only to find out that you are not popular anyway... |
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| Is your name Maple Syrup? It should be, you sap... |
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| I believe in respect for the dead; in fact, I could only respect you if you WERE dead... |
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| Man alive! But I wish you weren`t... |
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| I think you should live for the moment... |
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| I heard you got a brain transplant and the brain rejected you!... |
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