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| I heard that they tried to take an X-ray picture of your jaw, but all they got was a moving picture... |
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| Don`t you have a terribly empty feeling -- in your skull?... |
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| If you ever tax your brain, don`t charge more than a penny... |
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| At your speed, you`d better not stop your mouth too fast or your teeth will fly through your cranium... |
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| I would like the pleasure of your company, but it only gives me displeasure... |
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| I hear the only place you`re ever invited is outside... |
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| You were the answer to a prayer... |
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| I know you are nobody`s fool, but maybe someone will adopt you... |
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| If you were twice as smart, you`d still be stupid... |
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| You are down to earth, but not quite far down enough... |
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| You used to be arrogant and obnoxious... |
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| You grow on people -- like a wart!... |
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| You are living proof of reincarnation... |
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| You are as strong as an ox and almost as intelligent... |
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