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I bet your brain feels as good as new, seeing that you`ve never used it... |
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I hear you pick your friends -- to pieces!... |
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Is your name Dan Druff? You get into people`s hair... |
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Is your name Laryngitis? You`re a pain in the neck... |
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If you don`t want to give people a bad name, you will have your children illegitimately... |
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It is only too easy to catch people`s attention by doing something worse than anyone else has dared to do it before... |
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The stupid person`s idea of a clever person... |
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The biggest no-talent I ever worked with... |
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He emits an air of overwhelming vanity combined with some unspecific nastiness, like a black widow spider in heat... |
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If people don`t sit at Chaplin`s feet, he goes out and stands where they are sitting... |
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Now she`s at rest and so am I... |
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Here lies my wife: here let her lie !... |
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Actually, I never liked Dylan`s kind of music before; I always thought he sounded just like Yogi Bear... |
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I married your mother because I wanted children, imagine my disappointment when you came along... |
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I knew right away that Rock Hudson was gay when he did not fall in love with me... |
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Is he just doing a bad Elvis pout, or was he born that way?... |
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He was happily married - but his wife wasn`t... |
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I would like the pleasure of your company but it only gives me displeasure... |
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I hear the only place you`re ever invited is outside... |
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