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Keep talking. I always yawn when I`m interested.... |
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I hear you are very kind to animals, so please give that face back to the gorilla... |
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Believe me, I don`t want to make a monkey out of you... |
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You make me believe in reincarnation... |
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When you die, I`d like to go to your funeral, but I`ll probably have to go to work that day... |
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You are master in your own house -- the doghouse!... |
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In the next life, you`ll blaze a way for us... |
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I would ask you how old you are, but I know you can`t count that high... |
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You must have gotten up on the wrong side of the cage this morning... |
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I used to think that you were a big pain in the neck... |
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I heard that you were born, your father threw rocks at the stork... |
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I don`t mind that you are talking so long as you don`t mind that I`m not listening... |
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You are so boring that you can`t even entertain a doubt... |
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You started at the bottom -- and it`s been downhill ever since... |
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Some people are has-beens... |
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You must be the arithmetic man -- you add trouble, subtract pleasure, divide attention, and multiply ignorance... |
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I think Mother Nature really hates you because you remind Her so much of all her mistakes!... |
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I heard you went to see the doctor and told him that you wanted a little wart removed; so he had you thrown out of his office... |
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You have no trouble making ends meet... |
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