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| A black-and-white mind working on a color-coded problem... |
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| A 3.5-inch drive, but data on punch cards.... |
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| A 20th century man... The guy has no future.... |
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| A 10K brain attached to a 9600 baud mouth... |
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| You never strike out blindly; you fail in the light... |
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| You have a face only a mother could love - and she hates it!... |
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| You`re acquitting yourself in such a way that no jury ever would... |
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| I admire your because I`ve never had the courage it takes to be a liar, a thief and a cheat... |
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| I believe in respect for the dead; in fact I could only respect you if you WERE dead... |
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| Man alive! But I wish you weren`t... |
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| I think you should live for the moment... |
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| I don`t consider you a vulture... |
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| It`s your life --- but I wish you`d let us have it... |
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| You have nothing to fear from my baser instincts; its my finer ones that tell me to kill you... |
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| Don`t you have a terribly empty feeling ---- in your skull?... |
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| If you ever tax your brain, don`t charge more than a penny... |
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| At your speed you`d better not stop your mouth too fast or your teeth will fly through your cranium... |
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| You`ve never been outspoken; no one has ever been able to... |
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| I would like the pleasure of your company but it only gives me displeasure... |
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