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The ducks in heaven
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Jake, Greg, and John all die and go to Heaven. When they get to
Heaven`s gates, St. Peter says that Heaven is the best place
ever and that they may stay there for eternity and be very happy
if the just follow the one and only rule: don`t step on a duck.
If you step on a duck, it starts quacking, and then they ALL
start quacking, and it`s just way too much racket! Jake, Greg,
and John all think that this rule is pretty strange, but they
agree and go into Heaven. Then they see that everywhere there`s
ducks. There were so many ducks that they had a hard time just
walking around in heaven.
Now Jake tried hard not to step on a duck, but he was quite
clumsy, and almost immediately he stepped on a duck. It started
quacking, then they all started quacking, creating a huge
racket. Immediately St. Peter marched up to him and screamed "I
told you not to step on a duck! Now see what you did? It started
quacking, and they ALL started quacking, and it`s just too much
noise!" And he chained a ferocious-looking Amazon woman onto him
to stay for all eternity as punishment.
Seeing this, Greg was VERY careful not to step on a duck. But,
after a few weeks, he stepped on one anyway. It started
quacking, then they all started quacking, and St. Peter marched
up to him. "I told you not to step on a duck!" he screamed, and
chained to him a horrid-looking shrew-like woman to stay for all
of eternity as punishment.
Now John was EXTREMELY careful not to step on a duck. Actually,
he didn`t step on a duck for seven whole months! Then St. Peter
came up to him and chained to him a beautiful blonde woman for
all of eternity.
"Wow," said John, "I wonder what I did to deserve this!" "I
don`t know about you," the woman said, "but I stepped on a duck!"
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