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- Girls are like phones, if you press the wrong button you`ll get disconnected. - I`m an angel, honest, the horns are just there to keep the halo from falling! - Roses are red, violets are blue, God made me an angel, so what happend to you? - It`s better to appear stupid then to open your mouth and reviel all hope. - Don`t cry because it`s over, smile because it happend! - Guys are roses, but you might find some pricks. - If you need a nickle, I`ll give you a dime but if you want a male bitch, don`t mess with mine! - Don`t call me a godess, don`t call me a queen, just call me the cutest princess you`ve ever seen. - Did the sun come up or did you just smile? - If you don`t like my driving, stay off the side walk! - If men are from Mars, why can`t we send them back? - I excerise a lot... I jump to conclusions, push my luck, and dodge deadlines! - I used to have an open mind, but my brains kept falling out. - I couldn`t fix your breaks, so i made your horn louder - You can push everyone around.just not through a door that says pull. - What goes around...usually gets dizzy and falls to the ground. - May your life be like toilet paper...long and usefull
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