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- Girls are like phones, if you press the wrong button you`ll
get disconnected.
- I`m an angel, honest, the horns are just there to keep the
halo from falling!
- Roses are red, violets are blue, God made me an angel, so what
happend to you?
- It`s better to appear stupid then to open your mouth and
reviel all hope.
- Don`t cry because it`s over, smile because it happend!
- Guys are roses, but you might find some pricks.
- If you need a nickle, I`ll give you a dime but if you want a
male bitch, don`t mess with mine!
- Don`t call me a godess, don`t call me a queen, just call me
the cutest princess you`ve ever seen.
- Did the sun come up or did you just smile?
- If you don`t like my driving, stay off the side walk!
- If men are from Mars, why can`t we send them back?
- I excerise a lot... I jump to conclusions, push my luck, and
dodge deadlines!
- I used to have an open mind, but my brains kept falling out.
- I couldn`t fix your breaks, so i made your horn louder
- You can push everyone around.just not through a door that
says pull.
- What goes around...usually gets dizzy and falls to the ground.
- May your life be like toilet paper...long and usefull



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