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Wife's in a coma joke
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Rating : 7.50, 2 votes.
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A husband is visiting His wife in hospital where she has been in a coma for several years. On this visit he decides to rub her left breast instead of just talking to her. While doing so, the wife lets out a sigh. Pleasantly surprised, the husband runs out and tells the doctor.
"That is a good sign," suggests the doctor, "Why don`t you try rubbing her right breast to see if there is any reaction."
The husband returns to His wife`s bedside and rubs her right breast which brings a moan from His wife. He rushes out again and tells the doctor. The doctor thinks this is amazing and could perhaps be a real break through. The doctor then suggests the man return to her bedside and perform oral sex.
More than happy to accommodate, the husband returns to His wife`s bedside to do His deed. Some five minutes later, the husband comes running from His wife`s bedside screaming for the doctor.
"What`s going on?" asks the doctor.
The husband yells, "My wife stopped breathing!"
"What happened?" asks the doctor. "Everything seemed to be looking good a few minutes ago."
The husband replies, "She choked."
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