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What's intelligence? joke
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Two men were digging a ditch on a very hot day. One said to the other, "Why are we down in this hole digging a ditch when our boss is standing up there in the shade of a tree?" "I don`t know," responded the other. "I`ll ask him."
So he climbed out of the hole and went to his boss. "Why are we digging in the hot sun and you`re standing in the shade?" "Intelligence," the boss said. "What do you mean, ?intelligence`?"
The boss said, "Well, I`ll show you. I`ll put my hand on this tree and I want you to hit it with your fist as hard as you can." The ditch digger took a mighty swing and tried to hit the boss` hand. The boss removed his hand and the ditch digger hit the tree. The boss said, "That`s intelligence!"
The ditch digger went back to his hole. His friend asked, "What did he say?" "He said we are down here because of intelligence." "What`s intelligence?" said the friend. The ditch digger put his hand on his face and said, "Take your shovel and hit my hand."
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