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Tyson one-liners
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Q: What did Louis Farrakahn say to Mike Tyson after the fight? A: No stupid an Eye for an Eye!! Tyson`s psychologist told Mike to take a year off, he obviously misunderstood.good thing he didn`t say two! Tyson`s favorite football team-the Tampa Bay Buc-an-EARS. For the third fight between Mike and Evander, Tyson wants it to be held in Earie, PA. New Tyson burger: There is a piece of the champ in every bite!! They are making a new boxing term for Tyson. Instead of KO, it will be a Van Gogh. "Evander was Van Gogh`d in the third!!" Can`t beat um...Eat um!! If Tyson fights Golatta,is it more points for a low blow or an ear bite? In this corner Evander "the Real Meal" Holyfield!!!! Before the fight, Mike`s trainer told him to get a piece of Holyfied. Oops, bad advice. Iron BITE Tyson, the heavyweight CHOMP of the world!
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