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Two cannibals joke
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Rating : 6.67, 3 votes.
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Two cannibals, a father and son, were elected by the tribe to go out and get something to eat. They walked deep into the jungle and waited by a path.
Before long, along came this little old man. The son said, "Ooh dad, there`s one." "No," said the father. "There`s not enough meat on that one to even feed the dogs. We`ll just wait."
Well, a little while later, along came this really fat man. The son said, "Hey dad, he`s plenty big enough." "No," the father said. "We`d all die of a heart attack from the fat in that one. We`ll just wait."
About an hour later, here comes this absolutely gorgeous woman.
The son said, "Now there`s nothing wrong with that one dad. Let`s eat her."
"No," said the father. "We`ll not eat Her either."
"Why not?" asked the son.
"Because, we`re going to take Her back alive and eat your mother."
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