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After shooting the blank gun to end the half, the Dallas Cowboy players start shooting back with live ammunition. Calling "heads or tails" but never getting any.. . "head" or "tail". Players get "the wave".. . refs get "the finger". Anyone who makes a call against the Detroit Lions risks pissing off their last remaining fan. With Reggie White retired, the penalty for "Illegal use of a racial slur" is meaningless. Just when we thought it was safe to be an NFL Ref, we have to go back to frickin` CLEVELAND!! Thanks to instant replay, picking nose during a game is twice as risky. Everyone else gets to wear their Autumn colors, but for me it`s black and white week after week after week! Don King only bribes boxing judges. Official rule books not made in Braille. I`m the one that everybody wants to kill, so where`s MY helmet and pads?!
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