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Three old ladies joke
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I am not forgetful
Three ladies were discussing the travails of getting older. One said, "Sometimes I catch myself with a jar of mayonnaise in my hand, while standing in front of the refrigerator, and I can`t remember whether I need to put it away, or start making a sandwich."
The second lady chimed in with, "Yes, sometimes I find myself on the landing of the stairs and can`t remember whether I was on my way up or on my way down."
The third one responded, " Well, ladies, I`m glad I don`t have that problem. Knock on wood," as she rapped her knuckles on the table, and then said, "That must be the door, I`ll get it!"
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