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This is his life
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Rating : 4.78, 31 votes.
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From 20 to 30 - if a man lives right
its once in the morning and twice at night
From 30 - 40 - if he still lives right
He misses a morning and sometimes a night
From 40- 50 - it's just now and then
From 50 - 60 - its God knows when
From 60 -70 - if he's still inclined
But dont let him kid you
It's still in his mind
his sporting days are over
his little light is out
What used to be his sex appeal
is now his water spout
it used to be embarrassing
to make the thing behave
for nearly every morning
it stood and watched him shave
but now its getting older
its sure gives him the blues
to have it dangling down his legs
and watch him clean his shoes
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