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The lying clocks joke
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A man was walking in the woods and came to a cottage where the walls were covered with clocks. He asked the woman who owned the cottage what all the clocks were for. She replied that everyone in the world had a clock, and every time you told a lie your clock advanced a second. He saw a clock that was hardly moving and when he remarked about it he was told that it was Mother Terisia`s. He then asked where Bill Clinton`s clock was. The woman replied "It`s in the kitchen, we`re using it as a ceiling fan."
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