|
|
|
Preacher buys a parrot joke
Humor jokes
Rating : 1.00, 1 votes.
Reviews : 0 [add review]
A preacher is buying a parrot.
"Are you sure it doesn`t scream, yell, or swear?" asked the preacher.
"Oh absolutely. It`s a religious parrot," the storekeeper assures him.
"Do you see those strings on his legs? When you pull the right one, he recites the lord`s prayer, and when you pull on the left he recites the 23rd Psalm."
"Wonderful!" says the preacher, "but what happens if you pull both strings?"
"I fall off my perch, you stupid fool!" screeched the parrot
Rating : 1.00, 1 votes.
Reviews : 0 [add review]
Previous joke
[ Humor jokes index ]
Next joke
Previous joke
[ jokes index ]
Next joke
More :
Popular jokes |
Most reviewed jokes |
Top Rated jokes
Reviews of that joke :
Reviews : 0, Rating : 1.00, 1 votes.
Post your review!
| |
|
|
|
Random jokes |
The boy just takes the girlfriend back to her home after being out together, and when they reach the front door he leans with one hand on the wall and says to her, "Sweetie, why don`t you give me a blow job?""What? You`re crazy??!!""Don`t worry, it will be quick, no problem... Read this joke...
New paint store just opened up by my place, so I decided as any red-blooded, sexually repressed young lad to pay it a visit... Read this joke...
|
|
Random joke |
In the next life, you`ll blaze a way for us... Read this joke...
Two gals lived next door to each other, and, were good friends... Read this joke...
|
|
Random Funny stuff
By the time you can make ends meet, they`ve moved the ends... Read this joke...
Random pics
|
|
Funny stuff