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Police Chase-1
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Rating : 4.16, 51 votes.
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I was pulled over for speeding today. So the officer said "License and Registration please" so i tell him." Waffles..." officer replies"excuse me" "Pickles..." he is furios right now. He said "get out of the car" "no..." "excuse..." I got a gun!" so he called back up the cheif comes up " did u threaten this officer" "no..." " i thin..." "I GOT A GUN! so he calls the fucking swat team The Swat leader comes up "GET OUT!" "no..." "i will.." " I GOT A GUN AND I WILL SHOOT EVERY FUCKING ONE OF YOU WHO TRYS TO GIVE ME A TICKET" So the whole gang leaves and the best part was i didnt have a gun.
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