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Nude portrait artist joke
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An artist had been working on a nude portrait for a long time. Every day, he was up early and worked late - bringing perfection with every stroke of His paint brush. As each day passed, he gained a better understanding of the female body and was able to really make His paintings shine.
After a month, the artist had become very weary from this non-stop effort and decided to take it easy for the day. Since His model had already shown up, he suggested they merely have a glass of wine and talk - since normally he preferred to do His painting in silence.
They talked for a few hours, getting to know each other better. Then as they were sipping their claret, the artist heard a car arriving outside. He jumped up and said, "Oh no! It`s my wife! Quick, take off your clothes!"
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