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Wayfroy P. Jackson: 6`6", 190, Wide Receiver
Hottest prospect from Alabama in the last 10 years. Loves music. Will demand a mini-cassette player in his helmet. Holds the record for the number of "You knows" during an interview (62 in one minute). Wayfroy can print his complete name.
Cletis Quentious Jenkins: 6`2", 190, Running Back
Set state scoring record out of Melrose High, Charlotte, NC. Also led the state in burglaries, but has only six convictions. Has been clocked in the 40 at 4.2 seconds with a 25" TV under his arm.
Roosevelt "Dude" Danzell: 6`1", 185, Running Back
Home town, West Memphis, Ark. Has processed hair and imitates Billy Dee Williams fairly well. Before he signs a letter of intent, he wants OU to change uniform colors to chartreuse and pink. Lists church preference as "Red Brick."
Woodrow Lee Washington: 6`8", 275, Tackle
Third generation welfare family. At 19, he is the oldest of 14 children.
Mother indicates Woodrow and child #9, Leotis, may have the same father. Has manslaughter trial pending but feels confident of being found innocent. Says, "The bum say somethin` bad `bout my momma." On OU entrance form, lists IQ as 20-20.
Willie "Night Train" Smith: 6`4", 175, Quarterback
Born on an Amtrak train near Chicago. Birth certificate indicates he`s now
26-years old. Thinks the "N" on Nebraska`s helmet stands for "Nowledge," but still meets OU academic requirements. Insists on wearing jersey #12. It matches his score on SAT.
Tyrone "Python" Peeples: 6`10", 180, Wide Receiver
Home town Cuero, Texas. Has pending paternity suit, but hopes none of the other five will file charges. Tyrone has already signed six letters of intent, but also willing to sign with OU. Likes white women and Cadillacs. Thinks Taco Bell is the Mexican phone company.
Abdul Aba Ali: 6`8", 245, Guard
Played high school ball at Houston Yates under name of Leroy Jones. Thinks
Sherlock Holmes is a housing project in Jackson, Miss. Does not know the meaning of the word "fear". Does not know the meaning of a lot of other words, either.
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