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Jogging route
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Rating : 0.85, 13 votes.
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Jane had been driving 16 hours straight and was still at least six hours away from her destination. It was almost eight o`clock in the morning and she was very tired.
After dozing off and nearly crashing into a telephone pole, she decided to pull onto a side road and rest.
Jane turned off the car and closed her eyes ... drifting off to sleep, precious sleep ...
When an old man in a bright blue jogging suit knocked on her window, scaring her half to death.
`Sorry to wake you,` he huffed, jogging in place. `But can you tell me what time it is?`
Jane glanced at her watch. `8:15,` she said through the glass.
The old man thanked her, then left.
`Just my luck,` she muttered. `I`m parked on someone`s jogging route.`
With a sigh, she settled back into her seat and tried to fall asleep.
Two male joggers in their thirties knocked on her window. If she hadn`t been dead tired, she would have found them cute. Now, they were just annoying.
`Hi,` the blond jogger said.
`Do you have the time?` his brown-haired friend asked.
Jane sighed and looked at her watch. `8:19,` she said.
`Thanks,` they said, then jogged off.
Jane looked down the road and saw more joggers coming her way. Irritated, she retrieved a pen from the glove box and scrawled `I DO NOT KNOW THE TIME` on the back of a magazine. She put the hastily constructed sign in the window and settled back to sleep.
A thin, pale jogger knocked on the window just as she started dozing off.
Jane pointed at the sign and shouted, `Can`t you read?`
To which he replied, `Sure I can, ma`am. I just wanted to let you know: It`s 8:27.`
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