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Farting all the time joke
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Doctor, "What seems to be the problem?"
Patient, "Doc, I`ve got the farts. I mean I fart all the time,"
The Doctor nods, "Hmm."
Patient, "My farts do not stink and you can`t hear them. It`s just that I fart all the time. Look, we`ve been talking here for about 10 minutes and I`ve farted five times. You didn`t hear them and you don`t smell them, do you?"
"Hmm," says the Doctor,
He picks up His pad and writes out a prescription.
The patient is thrilled "Great doc. This prescription, will it really clear up my farts?"
"No," sighs the Doctor, "The prescription is to clear your sinuses. Next week I want you back here for a hearing test."
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