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Dog property rules joke
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1. If I like it, it`s mine.
2. If its in my mouth, it`s mine.
3. If I can take it from you, it`s mine.
4. If I had it a little while ago, it`s mine.
5. If I`m chewing something up, all the pieces are mine.
6. If its mine, it must never appear to be yours anyway.
7. If it just looks like mine, it`s mine.
8. If I saw it first, it`s mine.
9. If you are playing with something and you put it down, it automatically becomes mine.
10. If its broken, it`s yours.
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