Catch a goblin joke
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One morning a woman was walking out of her front door, when she notices a strange little man at the bottom of her garden.
"You`re a goblin," she says, "I caught you and you owe me three wishes!". So the goblin replies "OK, you caught me fair and square, what`s your first wish?". The woman stops and thinks for a second, "I want a huge mansion to live in.", goblins replies "OK, you`ve got it.". Woman again thinks it over, "My second wish is a Mercedes." "OK, you`ve got that too." "My last wish is a million dollars!". The goblin then says "OK, you`ve got it. But to make your wishes come true you have to have sex all night with me." "OK then, if that`s what it takes..."
Next morning the little man wakes the woman up.
"Tell me," says the man, "how old are you?" "I`m 27", she replies
"Screw me", says the man, "27 and you still believe in goblins"
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