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Blonde carpenters joke
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Two blonde builders were working on a house. One blonde was on a ladder nailing. She`d reach into Her nail pouch, pull out a nail, look at it, and either toss it over Her shoulder or proceed to nail it into the wood. The other blonde couldn`t stand it any longer and yelled up, "Why are you throwing some of the nails away?"
The first blonde explained, "When I pull it out of my nail pouch, if it`s pointed toward me I throw it away. If it`s pointed toward the house, then I can use it!"
The second blonde got real excited and called Her all kinds of names, explaining, "Don`t throw away those nails that are pointed toward you! They`re for the other side of the house!"
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