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Bar interruptions joke
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Rating : 4.67, 3 votes.
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A bored guy sat in the bar and looking to strike up a conversation.
He turns to bartender and says, "Hey, about those Democrats in the Congress. .."
"STOP pal - I don`t allow talk about politics in my bar!" interrupted the bartender.
A few minutes later the guy tried again, "People say about the Pope ..."
"NO religion talk, either," the bartender cuts in.
One more try to break the boredom..." I thought the Yankees would..."
"NO sports talk...That`s how fights start in bars!" the barman said.
"Look, how about sex. Can I talk to you about sex?"
"Sure, that we can talk about", replies the barkeep.
"GREAT... GO SCREW YOURSELF!"
Rating : 4.67, 3 votes.
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