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Al gore funny quotes joke
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"We are ready for any unforeseen event that may or may not occur." -- Vice President Al Gore, 9/22/97 "For NASA, space is still a high priority." -- Vice President Al Gore, 9/5/93 "Quite frankly, teachers are the only profession that teach our children." -- Vice President Al Gore "The Holocaust was an obscene period in our nation`s history. I mean in this century`s history. But we all lived in this century. I didn`t live in this century." -- Vice President Al Gore, 9/15/95 "It isn`t pollution that`s harming the environment. It`s the impurities in our air and water that are doing it." -- Vice President Al Gore "[It`s] time for the human race to enter the solar system." -- Vice President Al Gore "We`re all capable of mistakes, but I do not care to enlighten you on the mistakes we may or may not have made." -- Vice President Al Gore "I believe we are on an irreversible trend toward more freedom and democracy - but that could change." -- Vice President Al Gore, 5/22/98 "One word sums up probably the responsibility of any vice president, and that one word is `to be prepared.`" -- Vice President Al Gore, 12/6/93 "Verbosity leads to unclear, inarticulate things." -- Vice President Al Gore, 11/30/96 "I have made good judgments in the past. I have made good judgments in the future." -- Vice President Al Gore "The future will be better tomorrow." -- Vice President Al Gore "We`re going to have the best-educated American people in the world." -- Vice President Al Gore, 9/21/97 "I stand by all the misstatements that I`ve made." -- Vice President Al Gore to Sam Donaldson, 8/17/93 "We have a firm commitment to NATO, we are a *part* of NATO. We have a firm commitment to Europe. We are a *part* of Europe." -- Vice President Al Gore
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