|
|
|
A cop's chicken dinner joke
Humor jokes
Rating : 4.67, 3 votes.
Reviews : 0 [add review]
A man goes to a restaurant and orders a chicken dish. By the time the food is ready and he is about to eat, the waiter comes back and says, "Sir, I`m afraid there has been a mistake. You see, that police officer who is sitting at the next table is a regular customer of ours and he usually orders the same dish. The problem is, this is the last chicken in the house. I`m afraid I`ll have to take this dish to him and arrange for another dish for you!"
The guy gets really upset and refuses to give up his food. The waiter walks over to the other table and explains the situation to the officer. A few minutes later the officer walks over to the man`s table and says, "Listen and listen good. That is MY chicken you are about to eat and I`ll warn you, whatever you do to that chicken I`ll do the same to you. You pull out one of its legs, I`ll pull out one of yours. You break one of its wings, I`ll break one of your arms!"
The man calmly looks at the chicken, then sticks his middle finger in the bird`s rectum, pulls it out and licks it. He then gets up, drops his pants, bends over and says, "Go ahead!"
Rating : 4.67, 3 votes.
Reviews : 0 [add review]
Previous joke
[ Humor jokes index ]
Next joke
Previous joke
[ jokes index ]
Next joke
More :
Popular jokes |
Most reviewed jokes |
Top Rated jokes
Reviews of that joke :
Reviews : 0, Rating : 4.67, 3 votes.
Post your review!
| |
|
|
|
Random jokes |
One day an at home wife is alone and the doorbell rings... Read this joke...
A friend sent me the following portion of a transcript, which was confirmed with one of the counsel involved (Ms... Read this joke...
|
|
Random joke |
This cute guys finally gets this hot girl to go out with him but he has to find a date for her friend... Read this joke...
A woman goes into a bar with a little Chihuahua on a leash... Read this joke...
|
|
Random Funny stuff
HER SIDE OF THE STORY He was in an odd mood when I got to the bar, I thought it might have been my fault because I was a bit late but he didn`t say anything much about it... Read this joke...
Random pics
|
|
Funny stuff