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Your father is drunk-1
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To The Tune Of Santa Claus Is Coming To Town
Oh you better not shout, you better not cry,
You better not pout, I`m tellin` you why,
Daddy`s home and I think he`s drunk.
He`s walkin` real slow, he slurs when he speaks,
I don`t even think he`s shaved in two weeks,
Daddy`s home and boy is he drunk,
He spent most of our money on Johnny Walker Black
And then he took all of the rest and lost it at the track.
Sooooooo.
You better not pout, you better not cry,
I don`t like that look in His eye,
Daddy`s home and I think he`s.
Daddy`s home and boy is he....
Daddy`s home and he`s really drunk!
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