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Subjects for a date-1
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A boy is about to go on His first date, and is nervous about what to talk about. He asks His father for advice. The father replies: "My son, there are three subjects that always work. These are food, family, and philosophy." The boy picks up His date and they go to a soda fountain. Ice cream sodas in front of them, they stare at each other for a long time, as the boy`s nervousness builds. He remembers His father`s advice, and chooses the first topic. He asks the girl: "Do you like spinach?" She says "No," and the silence returns. After a few more uncomfortable minutes, the boy thinks of His father`s suggestion and turns to the second item on the list. He asks, "Do you have a brother?" Again, the girl says "No" and there is silence once again. The boy then plays His last card. He thinks of His father`s advice and asks the girl the following question: "If you had a brother, would he like spinach?"
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