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Short irish jokes
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Q: Did you hear about the Irish abortion clinic?
A: It has a 12 month waiting list.
Q: What`s long & green & has a low I.Q.?
A: A St. Patrick`s Day Parade
Q: Why do people wear shamrocks on St. Patrick`s Day?
A: Regular rocks are too heavy.
Q: Why can`t you borrow money from a leprechaun?
A: Because they`re always a little short.
Q: How can you tell if an Irishman is having a good time?
A: He`s Dublin over with laughter!
Q: Why did St. Patrick drive the snakes out of Ireland?
A: He couldn`t afford plane fare.
Q: What`s Irish and stays out all night?
A: Patty O`furniture!
Q: How did the Irish Jig get started?
A: Too much to drink and not enough restrooms!
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