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Mom would never say
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Things Mom Would Never Say
- "How on earth can you see the TV sitting so far back?"
- "Yeah, I used to skip school a lot, too"
- "Just leave all the lights on ... It makes the house look more cheery"
- "Let me smell that shirt -- Yeah, it`s good for another week"
- "Go ahead and keep that stray dog, honey. I`ll be glad to feed and walk him every day"
- "Well, if Timmy`s mom says it`s OK, that`s good enough for me."
- "The curfew is just a general time to shoot for. It`s not like I`m running a prison around here."
- "I don`t have a tissue with me ... just use your sleeve"
- "Don`t bother wearing a jacket - the wind-chill is bound to improve"
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