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Just cut your hair first
Holiday jokes
Rating : 6.00, 3 votes.
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A young man comes home and says "Dad, just got my driver`s license and would like to use the family car."
Father replies, :"O.K., son. But, first, you have to get good grades in school, keep your room clean, make the yard is neat, and cut your hair. Come back in a few months and then we`ll see."
Well, several months pass and the young man comes into the house with His report card in His hand. "Dad, I got great marks on my report card. I`ve been keeping my room as neat as a pin, and the yard is always ship-shape. How about letting me use the car?"
Father replies, "That`s all true, but son you didn`t cut your hair."
Son says, "But, dad, Jesus had long hair."
Father replies, "Yes, son, you`re perfectly right. And he walked everywhere he went."
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