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McNally was taking His first plane ride, flying over the Rocky Mountains. The stewardess handed him a piece of chewing gum. "It`s to keep your ears from popping at high altitudes," she explains.
When the plane landed McNally rushed up to her. "Miss," he said,
"I`m meetin` me wife right away. How do I get the gum out of me ears?"
Kelly was standing in front of Cohan`s Tavern when he saw a driverless car rolling slowly down the street. He ran to the car, jumped in, and pulled on the emergency brake with a jerk.
Kelly got out and very proudly said to the man approaching him, "I stopped it!"
"I know, you idiot!" said the man. "I was pushing it!"
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