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A small boy is sent to bed by his father...
[Five minutes later]
"Da-ad..."
"What?"
"I`m thirsty. Can you bring me a drink of water?"
"No. You had your chance. Lights out."
[Five minutes later]
"Da-aaaad..."
"WHAT?"
"I`m THIRSTY...Can I have a drink of water?"
"I told you NO! If you ask again I`ll have to spank you!"
[Five minutes later]
"Daaaa-aaaAAAAD..."
"WHAT?!"
"When you come in to spank me, can you bring me a drink of water?"

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