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An honest lawyer
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Rating : 5.27, 11 votes.
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An independent woman started her own business. She was shrewd and diligent, so business kept coming in. Pretty soon she realized she needed an in-house counsel, and so she began interviewing young lawyers.
"As I`m sure you can understand," she started off with one of the first applicants, "in a business like this, our personal integrity must be beyond question." She leaned forward. "Mr. Peterson, are you an `honest` lawyer?"
"Honest?" replied the job prospect. "Let me tell you something about honest. Why, I`m so honest that my dad lent me fifteen thousand dollars for my education and I paid back every penny the minute I tried my very first case."
"Impressive. And what sort of case was that?"
He squirmed in His seat and admitted, "My dad sued me for the money."
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