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A mother's dictionary
Holiday jokes
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Bottle feeding: An opportunity for Daddy to get up at 2 am too. Defense: What you`d better have around de yard if you`re going to let the children play outside. Drooling: How teething babies wash their chins. Dumbwaiter: One who asks if the kids would care to order dessert. Family planning: The art of spacing your children the proper distance apart to keep you on the edge of financial disaster Feedback: The inevitable result when the baby doesn`t appreciate the strained carrots. Full name: What you call your child when you`re mad at him. Grandparents: The people who think your children are wonderful even though they`re sure you`re not raising them right. Hearsay: What toddlers do when anyone mutters a dirty word. Impregnable: A woman whose memory of labor is still vivid. Independent: How we want our children to be as long as they do everything we say. Look out: What it`s too late for your child to do by the time you scream it. Prenatal: When your life was still somewhat your own. Preprared childbirth: A contradiction in terms. Puddle: A small body of water that draws other small bodies wearing dry shoes into it. Show off: A child who is more talented than yours. Sterilize: What you do to your first baby`s pacifier by boiling it and to your last baby`s pacifier by blowing on it. Storeroom: The distance required between the supermarket aisles so that children in shopping carts can`t quite reach anything. Temper tantrums: What you should keep to a minimum so as to not upset the children. Top bunk: Where you should never put a child wearing Superman jammies. Two-minute warning: When the baby`s face turns red and she begins to make those familiar grunting noises. Verbal: Able to whine in words Whodunit: None of the kids that live in your house. Whoops: An exclamation that translates roughly into "get a sponge."
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