What's it's name?

This guy walks into a bar and two steps in, he realizes it`s a gay bar. "But what the heck," he says, "I really want a drink."
When the gay waiter approaches, he says to the customer, "What`s the name of your penis?"
The customer says, "Look, I`m not into any of that. All I want is a drink."
The gay waiter says, "I`m sorry but I can`t serve you until you tell me the name of your penis. Mine for instance is called `Nike,` for the slogan, `Just Do It.` That guy down at the end of the bar calls his `Snickers,` because `It really Satisfies."
The customer looks dumbfounded so the bartender tells him he will give him a second to think it over. The customer asks the man sitting to his left, who is sipping on a beer, "Hey bud, what`s the name of your penis?"
The man looks back and says with a smile, "TIMEX."
The thirsty customer asks, "Why Timex?"
The fella proudly replies, "Cause it takes a lickin` and keeps on tickin!"
A little shaken, the customer turns to the fella on his right, who is sipping a fruity Margarita and says, "So, what do you call your penis?"
The man turns to him and proudly exclaims, "FORD, because `Quality is Job 1.` " Then he adds, "Have you driven a Ford, lately?"
Even more shaken, the customer has to think for a moment before he comes up with a name for his penis. Finally, he turns to the bartender and exclaims, "The name of my penis is `Secret.` Now give me my beer."
The bartender begins to pour the customer a beer, but with a puzzled look asks, "Why secret?"
The customer says, "Because it`s STRONG ENOUGH FOR A MAN, BUT MADE FOR A WOMAN!"

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