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Smoking dope or doing time
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Two young guys were picked up by the cops for smoking dope and appeared in court on Friday before the judge. The judge said, "You seem like nice young men, and I`d like to give you a second chance rather than jail time. I want you to go out this weekend and try to show others the evils of drug use and get them to give up drugs forever. I`ll see you back in court Monday."
Monday, the two guys were in court, and the judge asked
the first one, "How did you do over the weekend?"
"Well, your honor," he replied, "I persuaded 17 people to give up drugs forever."
"17 people? That`s wonderful. What did you tell them?"
"I used a diagram, your honor. I drew two circles and
told them the big circle is your brain before drugs, and the small circle is your brain after drugs."
"That`s admirable," said the judge.
"And you, how did you do?" he asked the second boy.
"Well, your honor, I persuaded 156 people to give up drugs forever."
"156 people! That`s amazing! How did you manage to do that?"
"Well, I used a similar approach," he answered. "I drew a large and a small circle. Pointing to the small circle, I said, this is your asshole before you go to prison....."
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