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Q: What happens to programmers when they die?A: They get deallocated, their values become undefined, they get re-intialized, their structues break down, they become WORM food, they start dropping bits, they branch to a new address, their social system resources are released, they dump core... Read this joke...
How can you spot a tough lesbian bar?The pool tables don`t have balls... Read this joke...
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It was about a month ago when a man in Amsterdam felt that he needed to confess, so went to His priest:"Forgive me Father, for I have sinned... Read this joke...
The value of a program is proportional to the weight of its output... Read this joke...
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How to speak with an essex tongue!alma chizzit - A request to find the cost of an?item amant-? Quantity; sum total ("Thez a yuge amant of mud in Saffend") assband? - Unable to leave the house because of illness, disability etc... Read this joke...
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