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Ventriloquist laugh
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A ventriloquist walks into a small Australian town and sees a local sitting on his porch patting his dog and figures he`ll have a little fun. Ventriloquist: `G`day mate. Good looking dog... mind if l speak to him?` Local: `The dog doesn`t talk, you stupid man.` Ventriloquist: `Hey dog, how`s it going old mate?` Dog: `Doin` all right.` Local: (Look of extreme shock) Ventriloquist (pointing at local): `Is this man your owner?` Dog: `Yep.` Ventriloquist: `How does he treat you?` Dog: `Real good. He walks me twice a day, feeds me great food and lakes me to the river once a week to play.` Local: (Look of utter disbelief) Ventriloquist: `Mind if I talk to your horse?` Local: `Uh, the horse doesn`t talk either... I think.` Ventriloquist: `Hey horse, how`s it going?` Horse: `Cool.` Local: (Absolutely dumbfounded) Ventriloquist (pointing at local): `Is this your owner?` Horse: `Yep.` Ventriloquist: `How does he treat you?` Horse: `Pretty good, thanks for asking. He rides me regularly, brushes me down often and keeps me in the barn to protect me from the elements.` Local: (Total look of amazement) Ventriloquist: ?Mind if l talk to your sheep?` Local: `The sheep`s a bloody liar!`
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