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Ventriloquist laugh
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A ventriloquist walks into a small Australian town and sees a local sitting on his porch patting his dog and figures he`ll have a little fun.
Ventriloquist: `G`day mate. Good looking dog... mind if l speak to him?`
Local: `The dog doesn`t talk, you stupid man.`
Ventriloquist: `Hey dog, how`s it going old mate?`
Dog: `Doin` all right.`
Local: (Look of extreme shock)
Ventriloquist (pointing at local): `Is this man your owner?`
Dog: `Yep.`
Ventriloquist: `How does he treat you?`
Dog: `Real good. He walks me twice a day, feeds me great food and lakes me to the river once a week to play.`
Local: (Look of utter disbelief)
Ventriloquist: `Mind if I talk to your horse?`
Local: `Uh, the horse doesn`t talk either... I think.`
Ventriloquist: `Hey horse, how`s it going?`
Horse: `Cool.`
Local: (Absolutely dumbfounded)
Ventriloquist (pointing at local): `Is this your owner?`
Horse: `Yep.`
Ventriloquist: `How does he treat you?`
Horse: `Pretty good, thanks for asking. He rides me regularly, brushes me down often and keeps me in the barn to protect me from the elements.`
Local: (Total look of amazement)
Ventriloquist: ?Mind if l talk to your sheep?`
Local: `The sheep`s a bloody liar!`
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