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Understand kiwi talk
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Have you spent years trying and failing to understand what they`re saying?
Just by following these easy steps, you too can hold a conversation with a New Zealander.
What you hear and what it means:
A MEDGEN: visualize, conjure up mentally, John Lennon `s first solo album Imagine, as if it was a Bug Hut in the Land of the Long White Cloud.
BETTING: `Betting Gloves` are worn by `betsmen` in `crucket`.
BRIST: Part of the human anatomy between the `nick` and the `billy`.
BUGGER: As in `mine is bugger then yours`.
CHULLY BUN: `Chilly bin` also known as an ESKY`
COME YOUSE: Controversial captain of the Australian cricket team who resigned tearfully in favor of Allan Border. Full name: Kimberley John Hughes.
DIMMER KRETZ: Those who believe in democracy.
ERROR BUCK: Language spoken in countries like `Surria`, `E-Jupp` and `Libernon. `
EKKA DYMOCKS: University staff.
GUESS: Flammable vapor used in stoves.
CHICK OUT CHUCKS: Supermarket point of sale operators.
SENDLES: Sandals, thongs and open shoes.
COLOR: Terminator, violent forecloses of human life.
CUSS: Kiss.
DUCK HID: Term of abuse directed mainly at males.
PHAR LAP: New Zealand`s famous racehorse christened Phillip but was incorrectly written down as `Phar Lap` by an Australian racing official who was not well versed in Kiwi-ese.
DUNNESTY: US television soap opera starred Joan Collins as Elixirs Kerrungton. `
ERROR ROUTE: Arnott`s famous oval-shaped `mulk error route buskets`.
FITTER CHENEY. A type of long flat pasta, not to be confused with `Rugger Tony` or `Tell ya. Tilly`.
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