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Smile
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Three dead bodies turn up at the mortuary, all with very big smiles on their faces.
The coroner calls the police to show them what`s happened. A Detective Inspector is sent and is taken straight to the first body.
"Englishman, 60, died of heart failure whilst making love to His mistress. Hence the enormous smile Inspector", says the Coroner.
The DI is taken to the second dead man. "Scotsman, 25, won a thousand pounds on the lottery, spent it all on whisky. Died of alcohol poisoning, hence the smile."
The DI is taken to the last body. "Ah" says the coroner, "this is the most unusual one. Irishman 30, struck by lightning."
"Why is he smiling then?" inquires the Inspector.
"Thought he was having His picture taken," replies the coroner.
Submitted by Calamjo
Edited by Curtis
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