Irishman declares war
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Saddam Hussein is sitting at home when the phone rings. He picks it up and says "Hello". The voice at the end of the phone says "Hello Mr. Hussein, it`s Paddy here. I`m just ringing to let you know that we`ve declared war on your country." SH smiles to himself, "Come on Paddy", he says, "there`s no point you declaring war on us, you wouldn`t stand a chance." Paddy replies, "No, no, we`ve had ourselves a meeting, and we`ve decided to declare war on you."
So SH says, "OK Paddy, now listen, I`ve got an air force of over a thousand planes, what kind of air force have you got to match that? It`d be over in no time." So Paddy says, "Well my lad`s got himself a hot-air balloon, and my brother used to work at an airport." Hussein laughs, "Oh come on, you`ve not got a hope". "Hold on a sec, Mr. Hussein, ", Paddy says, "we`ll just have a quick meeting." So off he goes and has a quick meeting. "Are you still there Mr. Hussein? Yes, well we`ve had our meeting, and we`ve decided that we`re still going to declare war."
So SH says, "Right then Paddy, well you know, as well as the air force, we`ve also got about a thousand tanks. How are you going to match that." "Well," Paddy says, "I`ve got an old austin, and my cousin down the road has got a tractor." "Get real, " says SH, "that`s no match at all." So
Paddy says, "Hold on, I`ll just go and have another meeting." "Are you still there Mr. Hussein? Yes, well we`ve had our meeting, and we`ve decided that we`re still going to declare war."
SH thinks this is just amazing, "Well how many soldiers have you got Paddy?". "Well," says Paddy, "there`s me, my kid, me 4 cousins, and they all had sons, and there`s Bill down the road. I reckon I could get together about 30." Laughing openly now SH replies, "Come on Paddy, I`ve got 10,000 highly trained fighting men at my disposal. I think you`d better go and have another meeting." "I will", says Paddy, "I will."
"Are you still there Mr. Hussein? Yes, well we`ve had our meeting, and we`ve decided that we`re not going to declare war on you after all." "At last, " replies SH, "What made you change your mind?" "Well, it`s those 10 thousand soldiers you see. We can`t declare war on you because we`ve not got the facilities to keep all those prisoners!"
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