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An elderly Frenchman was slowly walking down a countryside lane, admiring the beautiful spring day, when over a hedgerow he spotted a young couple, naked, making love in a field.
Getting over his initial shock he said to himself,
`Ah ze young love, ze springtime, ze air, ze flowers. C`est magnifique!` and continued to watch, remembering good times.
Suddenly he drew in a gasp and said,
`Mais... Sacre bleu! Ze woman - she is dead!` and he hurried along as fast as he could to the town to tell Albert, the police chief.
He came, out of breath, to the police station and shouted,
`Albert... Albert zere is zis man zis woman ... naked in Farmer Gaston`s field making love.`
The police chief smiled and said;
`Come, come, Henri, you are not so old to not remember ze young love, ze springtime, ze air, ze flowers. Ah, L`amour! Zis is okay.`
`Mais non! You do not understand - ze woman she is dead!`
Hearing this Albert leapt from his seat and rushed out of the station and, the police car being serviced, he ran down to the field, confirmed Henri`s story, and ran all the way back nonstop to call the doctor.
`Pierre, Pierre... this is Albert. I was in Gaston`s field... zere is a young couple naked `aving sex.`
To which Pierre replied,
`Albert, I am a man of science. You must remember, it is spring, ze air, ze flowers. Ah, Uamour! Zis is very natural.`
Albert, still out of breath gasped in reply,
`Non, you do not understand. Ze woman, she is dead!`
Hearing this Pierre shouted,
`Mon dieu!` grabbed his black medicine bag, stuffed in his thermometer, stethoscope, and other tools and jumped in the car and drove like a madman down to Gaston`s field.
Upon getting there he gave the couple a full medical exam and drove back to Henri and Albert, who were waiting at the station. He got there, went inside, and smiled patiently at the two French-men and said,
`Ah, mes amis, do not worry. Ze woman, she is not dead. She is English.`
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